When your friend tells you that they’ve seen someone who looks like you,
Bitch, I am the one and only.
via sodamnrelatable
Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Loki: kneel.
Update on my dad’s condition: He’s dying…and way faster than we thought
The cancer is in almost every organ now and he had a small heart attack last night. In the span of three days, he’s withered so much. His goal to live to his granddaughter’s birthday is unrealistic at this point. And the idiot still prays that he’ll be saved by a miracle. I wish there was something I could do other than fake smiles and just stand by. It’s ironic that when he decides to turn his life around and take care of his children (my brother and sister), his cancer resuscitates.
